Our Menu
* Consuming raw or undercooked meat, poultry, or egg may increase the risk of food bourne illnesses & that would be a bummer. Please notify your server of any dietary restrictions or allergies.
Today's Specials
(3/24/2023)
Special Oakelbowl
$24.00
2 Poached eggs laying majestically across a bed of Homies kicking it with House Smoked Slab Bacon & Kimchi cuddling under a blanket of Sriracha Hollandaise with pillows made of Scallions
Special BBQ Bowl!
$22.00
BBQ Pork Ribs, 2 Poached Eggs, and Pico served over Homies. Topped w/ Sriracha Hollandaise and Chopped Scallions.
Special Benny
$17.00/half
$34.00/full
2 Poached Eggs atop Seared Scallops, Asparagus and Thick Cut Italian Toast. Topped w/ Sriracha Hollandaise & served with Homies.
Special Hash & Eggs
$19.00
Our Homies smashed full of BBQ Pulled Pork, Caramelized Onions, Spinach and Swiss Cheese. Served with 2 eggs & Toast.
Special Omelette
$20.00
3 Egg Omelette with Duck Breast, Caramelized Onion, Spinach, Green Peppers & Pepper Jack. Served with Homies & Your Choice of Toast.
Special Tofu Scram
$16.00
Grilled Tofu scrambled with Broccoli, Mushroom, Tomato and Pickled Onion. Served with Homies & Your Choice of Toast.
Special French Toast
$8.00/1pc
$14.00/2pc
$17.00/3pc
Brioche French Toast Topped with Strawberry, Blueberry & Coconut. Served with Grade A Real Maple Syrup.
Special Gluten Free Waffles
$7.00/1pc
$13.00/2pc
$16.00/3pc
Gluten Free Waffles with Banana, Strawberry & Chocolate Sauce. Served with Grade A Real Maple Syrup.
House Lemon Pepper Chips
$4.00
'Nuff Said.
Special Fried Oreos
$7.00
Drizzled with Chocolate Sauce & Dusted with Powdered Sugar. Served with Real Maple Syrup.
Special Coffee Crumble Cake
$6.50
House Made Coffee Cake Served w/ Sliced Strawberries and a Caramel Glaze.
Special Vegan Zucchini Bread
$6.50
Vegan and Nut-Free! Chocolate Zucchini Bread w/Cranberry Drizzle and Sliced Fruit
Special Pumpkin Cake
$7.50
Pumpkin Cake w/ Cream Cheese Frosting. Made in-house!
House Made Ice Cream
$4.00/Scoop
$7.00/Pint
Vanilla, Oreo, Coffee Caramel, Raspberry Yuzu Sorbet (VEGAN!), Strawberry Chocolate Cake, Chocolate w/White Chocolate Chips, or Tiramisu (Coffee Ice Cream w/Ladyfinger Cookies and a Chocolate Swirl) !
Julian's PMA Pint Glasses!
$6.50
Julian's PMA Sweatshirt
$45.00
Pull Over Hoodie in Blue Crystal Wash
Julian's PMA Sweatshirt
$45.00
Black Zipper Down Hoodie
Eggz
Two Eggs*
$9.00
Home Fries, & Toast
Scrambled Egg Pizza*
$18.00
Plum Tomatoes, Mild Cheddar, & Choice of Avocado or Applewood Smoked Bacon on Naan. Served with Homies
Veggie Egg Wrap*
$15.00
American Cheese, Red Onion, Red Pepper, Mushrooms, Broccoli, & Baby Spinach, in a Tortilla; w/ Pico de Gallo & Sour Cream
Chicken Egg Wrap*
$17.00
Black Beans, Red Peppers, Red Onions, Pepper Jack, Pico de Gallo, & Sour Cream
Shakshuka*
$18.00
Two Eggs Poached in Spicy Tomato Stew, with Lemon Tahini, & Fresh Parsley; Homefries & Garlic Bread on the side
Lil Lyon Cakes
$17.00
3 Bacon-Scallion Pancakes with two Eggs any style. Served with Real Maple Syrup
Vegan Hash, Grilled Tofu & Toast Plate
$16.00
Our homies smashed full of House Tempeh Sausage, Caramelized Onions, Broccoli & Vegan Pepper Jack Cheese. Served with Grilled Tofu & Toast
Sweet Stuff
Add These To French Toast & Pancakes for an additional charge: Nuts (ask for todays offerings) / Fruit (ask for today’s offerings) / Banana / Dried Cherries / Choc. Chips / White Choc. / Coconut
Brioche French Toast (3pc.)
$14.00
With Real Maple Syrup
Vegan French Toast (3pc.)
$14.00
With Real Maple Syrup
Pancakes (3pc.)
$12.00
With Real Maple Syrup
Dem Waffles
$13.00
Served with Real Maple Syryup
Gluten Free Waffles
$13.00
With Real Maple Syrup
Hash
You can substitute a hash for your homefries | Bleu, Mush, Sweet Potato Hash $5 | Italian Sausage Hash $6 | Vegan Hash $6.5 | Field Greens $2.5
Bleu Cheese & Baby Spinach
$7.00
Crimini Mushroom & Boursin
$7.00
Roasted Sweet Potato, Steamed Broccoli & Swiss
$7.00
Italian Sausage, Salsa & Pepper Jack*
$8.00
Vegan Hash With House Tempeh Sausage, Broccoli, Caramelized Onions & Vegan Pepper Jack Cheese
$9.00
Benedicts
Poached Egg on Italian with Hollandaise Sauce & Home Fries. Served by the half or full order
Traditional*
$10.00
$20.00
With Spicy Canadian Bacon
Florentine*
$10.00
$20.00
With Baby Spinach & Roma Tomato
Nova Scotia*
$15.00
$30.00
With House Smoked Salmon on Italian Toast and hollandaise, served with homefries
Desperado*
$13.00
$26.00
With Avocado & Salsa
New York*
$16.00
$32.00
With Grilled Sirloin Steak
Janet Van Dyne*
$15.00
$30.00
Fried Chicken, On Corn Bread, BBQ Hollandaise
The Randido*
$16.00
$32.00
Applewood Smoked Bacon, Grilled Avocado, Tomato & Red Onion, on a Waffle, Maple Syrup, Hollandaise -or- Get the healthier version, The Randido Lite -> Same thing except no waffles sub a bed of Spinach!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Vegan St. Jamez
$10.00
$20.00
With Fried Tofu, Vegan Hollandaise & Garlicky Baby Spinach
Omelets 'N Tofu
Served with Home Fries & Choice of Toast
The Paesano*
$15.00
Roma Tomato, Crimini Mushroom, & Mozzarella
Da Buccaneer*
$19.00
House Smoked Salmon, Boursin, Red Onion, & Capers. Served with Homies and toast
Thee Weeping Toreador*
$17.00
Avocado, Roma Tomato, Black Beans, & Pepper Jack
Tha Jedi Mind Trick*
$16.00
Baby Spinach, Crimini Mushroom, Grilled Red Onion, & Swiss
The Sith Lord*
$17.00
Italian Sausage, Red Pepper, Roma Tomato, & Sharp Cheddar
Vegan Bonita Juárez Tofu Scram
$16.00
Black Beans, Roma Tomato, Jalapeño, Red Onion, Avocado
The Build Your Ownlet*
Omelet or Tofu Scramble
$10.00/+
Black Beans | Capers | Red Onion | Roma Tomato | Jalapeno ~$1 ea. • Broccoli | Mushrooms | Red Pepper | Banana Pepper ~ $1.50 ea. • Baby Spinach | Boursin | Salsa | Cheddar | Goat Cheese | Mozzarella | Pepper Jack | Swiss | American | Vegan Pepper Jack | Vegan American ~ $2.50 ea. • Avocado | Tofu | Danish Bleu | Smoked Bacon | Italian Sausage | Ham | House Tempeh ~ $4.00 ea. • Chicken* | Seitan $5.00 ea.
Sides & Proteins
Single Egg
$3.00
Toast
$3.00
Home Fries
$5.00
Smoked Bacon
$6.00
Spicy Italian Sausage
$6.00
Chicken Breast
$9.00
Fried Chicken
$10.00
Grilled Tofu
$7.00
House Tempeh Sausage
$7.00
Al La Carte
Grilled Chicken Breast*
$9.00
Vegan Grilled Tofu
$7.00
Bleu Cheese Dip
$2.00
French Fries
$4.00/Small
$6.00/Large
Sautéed Garlicky Spinach
$7.00
Sweet Potato Fries
$6.00
Smoked Onion Rings
$9.00
With Bleu Cheese Dip
Beer Battered Fried Pickles
$9.00
With Bleu Cheese Dip
Side Dressed Greens
$6.00
Sandwiches
Served on your choice of Wheat, Seeded Rye, Italian, Bulky, or Tortilla unless noted otherwise.
Egg & Cheese*
$8.50
Roma Tomato1¢ | + Avocado $4 | Applewood Smoked Bacon $4
Grilled Cheese
$7.00
Roma Tomato $1 | + Avocado $4 | Applewood Smoked Bacon $4
B.L.T.*
$9.00
Fried Chicken Sando
$15.00
Fried Chicken, Romaine, Tomato, Pickled Red Onion, Cheddar, Ranch, Bulky
Whimpy Burger*
$14.00
Ground Beef Burger with Castup, Pickles, Sharp Cheddar, & Romaine on a Bulky • Applewood Smoked Bacon $4 | + Fried Egg $2
Vegan Black Bean Burger
$13.00
with Avocado, Roma Tomato, Baby Spinach, Pepper Jack, & Maple-Dijon Glaze, on a Bulky or Seeded Rye
The Great Beyonder Burger
$16.00
Beyond Vegan Burger Pattie, Minced Onion, Bread & Butter Pickles, Romaine, Daiya American Cheese, Shhh Sauce, Sesame Seed Bun
Falafel Wrap
$12.00
Lemon Tahini Sauce, Quinoa, Romaine, Banana Peppers, Roma Tomato-Red Onion Cucumber Relish, in a Tortilla | Lemon Hummus for $1.5
Vegan Steak & Cheez
$13.00
Seitan, Red Onions, Crimini Mushrooms, Peppers, Spinach, & Pepper Jack Soy Cheese, in a Flour Tortilla
Salads
Mixed Greens
$6.00
$12.00
Spinach Salad
$16.00
Baby Spinach, Pickled Onions, Avocado, Goat Cheese, Cherry Tomato, Lemon Chive Vinaigrette
Keep It Simple Salad
$13.00
Field Greens, Cucumber, Cherry Tomato, Red Onion, Herb Vinaigrette
Appetizers, Plates and Bowls
Fried Chicken & Waffles*
$20.00
Dijon Maple Syrup, Scallion, Chili Powder
General Tso's Cauliflower
$12.00
Tempura Cauliflower, General Tso Sauce, Scallion, Sesame Seed
Corn-Jalapeno- Cilantro Fritters
$10.00
Served with Shhhh Suice
House Quesadilla
$16.00
Choice of Grilled Chicken or Vegan Sausage with Black Beans, Broccoli, Baby Spinach, Red Onion, Red Peppers & Pepper Jack Cheese. Served with Sour Cream & Pico De Gallo
Quinoa Shift Meal Bowl
$13.00
Quinoa, Chickpeas, Baby Spinach, Avocado, Walnuts, Cherry Tomato, Lemon Chive Vinaigrette. Add Chicken $9 or Vegan Sausage $6.
The Friendly Wager Bowl
$13.00
Baby Spinach, Sweet Potato, Black Beans, Pickled Onion, Red Pepper, Sprinkle of Toasted Coconut, Dash of Ranch. Add Chicken $9 or Vegan Sausage $6.
Chips & Salsa
$7.00
House Corn Tortilla Chips with Pico De Gallo